Whats really good, son? yeah i decided to update this thing, a month later. nothing has changed here. everything is pretty much still the same. summers almost over, band reharsal, hangin' out, single, blah blah blah. but recently i've asked myself questions about girls that i just dont understand, actually i'm prolly doing all the guys a favor as well. maybe some of my female friends can help by answering these for me.
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1. Does a guy have to be a dick for you to
like him, or does it just work out that way?
2. Why would you want an engagement ring?
Why not an engagement surround sound system?
3. Why do you constantly pick baby names, but
refuse to even have sex?
4. You get four plays to go ten yards, 7 points for
a touchdown, 3 for a field goal ( kick), avoid penalties
Whats so hard to understand?
5. If Lifetime is "television for woman", why are all the
movies on there about women getting beat?
6. Why wont a girl ever make the first move?
(c'mon ladies. take charge)
7. Women spend about $5,000 on their wedding dress.
Men will spend $70 on a tux. did you girls, uh, miss an
economics class somewhere?
8. Why cant it just be yes or no? why must we always
be subjected to " i'll think about it"
9. Does the period really last 5-7 days? I have a theory
it lasts about a half hour, or the duration of a nosebleed.
Girls just stretch it out for days so they have a medical
excuse to be a pain in the ass. Nobody can bleed that long.
10. Why must you make us guess why you're mad at us?
That's like trying to do the advanced math section of the SAT
while getting a full rectal exam.
11.  How do you fit all of that stuff into your purse?
Seriously, I've seen girls with lipstick, makeup, a wallet,
a crocheting kit, a first aid kit, a functional landmine,
and a Soviet tank in a tiny little shitbag from Nine West.
12. Why is it that when I'm at CVS and the woman in
front of me gets her change back, she spends several
minutes placing it back in its rightful place in her purse
(right near the tank), and won't move over so I can go
up and pay and go about my day? Stop holding up the
line!
13. Where do hot girls go all winter?
14.Why do hot girls walk really fast?

With that said, please feel free to leave me any suggestive, loving,
or death threatening comments.